2.23.2007

My New Favorite Internet Toy

My new favorite thing on the internet is Conservapedia.

For those of you who don't know, the Conservapedia was recently started as "a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American. On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses. Christianity receives no credit for the great advances and discoveries it inspired, such as those of the Renaissance."

One of my favorite Conservapedia articles is Communism.
Communism is government in which the state owns everything and the wealth is divided evenly among the citizens. Communists believe that if they share everything, no one will ever have to work. It is an atheist government not believing in God and only in the "state" as the supreme thing on the earth. The most famous communist government was the USSR or the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was an official government starting in 1922 and ending in 1991.

That's the whole article. And really, why would you want to write more than that?

Let's also have a peek at Ronald Reagan, who suffers from some hilarious wikifiti:
In one of his most famous challenges to Soviet Communism in Europe, he publicly uttered the words, "Mr. Gorbachev,it's really cold here in Russia," before the tearing down of the Berlin Wall with his bare hands, separating East and West Germany. He also introduced the idea of "Reaganomics" in which the rich would recieve tax breaks and poor people got nothing.

Another fave of mine is Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln is the reason that Southerners are Americans.

Hahaha, awesome.

Let's enjoying Conservapedia.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Isaac said...

You are awesome.

This is awesome.

Peek is spelled with two E's in the context that you used it.

Mt. Carpet is awesome.

Also MY carpet.

15:52  
Blogger darrell said...

I did not know that about "peek." And here I am teaching English.

15:54  
Blogger Isaac said...

you've piqued my interest. tell me more?

16:06  
Anonymous alex said...

amazing. brilliant. this is going to piss off polarfox

22:53  
Blogger Ben said...

Hilarious.

03:15  
Blogger Kenneth Griggs said...

funny dese ne

16:29  
Blogger golorengo said...

http://www.conservapedia.com/St._Valentine%27s_Day
The full entry for St. Valentine's Day:
Not meant for this guy -->[A picture of cupid that doesn't work]
He don't get laid on V.Day...everyone else does! Even MountainDew!

okay. who's up for some culling of the american population?
let's separate the wheat from the chaff (and i give full credit to the bible for popularizing that saying)

03:19  
Blogger bondonna said...

Yet another source of delicious misinformation to make budding wee conservatives even dumber.
I love the entry on New Zealand. I wish we could grow coconuts and bananas.

15:35  

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